My Man, Joe Biden

27 07 2009

Oh Joe. He really does make me laugh. But beyond that, he makes me proud to have supported him from early on in the 2008 race. He is often ridiculed for his big mouth, but I really admire him in a weird way exactly because of his mouth. He doesn’t talk in circles or frailties, he says it like it is. I know it’s a cliche defense, but it’s the truth. Not let’s be clear, no one is calling him the most politically correct guy in politics, but who the F cares. This gem is one of my favorites:

“You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent…. I’m not joking.” – Joe Biden

Here are some of my other favorites, most of which came from the 2008 presidential debates and other proceedings, but which propelled Vice President Biden onto stardom.

“If your kitchen table is like mine, you sit there at night before you put the kids to bed and you talk about what you need. You talk about how much you are worried about being able to pay the bills. Ladies and gentlemen, that is not a worry John McCain has to worry about. It’s a pretty hard experience. He’ll have to figure out which of the seven kitchen tables to sit at.” –Joe Biden

“I should start with an apology to Rudy Giuliani. I said every sentence Rudy utters has a noun, a verb, and 9/11 in it. I was wrong. He called me to tell me after Pat Robertson’s endorsement, there’s an Amen in every sentence he says too.” –Joe Biden

And the reason I’m writing this today was because of the recent uproar over his comments about Russia, which I have to say are pretty spot-on. This is the kind of straight-shooting I wanted when I went to Iowa in 2007-2008 to support his campaign. Biden this the following about Russia while on a trip around Eastern Europe:

‘Russia has to make some very difficult, calculated decisions. They have a shrinking population base, they have a withering economy, they have a banking sector and structure that is not likely to be able to withstand the next 15 years, they’re in a situation where the world is changing before them and they’re clinging to something in the past that is not sustainable.”- Joe Biden

Sounds exactly like a textbook I read on international relations. Either that means Joe Biden is simply reading from a textbook, or is dead on…and as a man who chaired the Senate Foreign Relations committee for years, I’m going with the latter. Way to go Joe.





I Can’t See Bobo

20 07 2009

Well for better or worse I am back from my annual trek to my aunt’s cabin where my mom’s side of the family always go for a week or so to relax. We always have a good time and this time was no different in that respect. In some ways it was harder to be up there as my aunt, uncle and cousin who are such a part of that place were’nt able to make it, but in other ways it was very nice because my girlfriend Bekah came and at least said she enjoyed it. I won’t bore everyone with the details, but some of my favorite memories include:

Anytime I could spend with Avriel and Annika, my cousin Adam and his wife Crystal’s twin three year olds who are bar non the most adorable kids. They are tiny humans, no doubt thanks to their relatively small parentals, but that makes them easier to throw around. The best quotes came from them, but came to me in the form of my cousin Keven imitating the girls sleeping in a tent for the first time and saying, “Daddy, I can’t see your face.” Followed by Annika throwing her attached-at-the-hip stuffed bear Bobo and then saying “I can’t see Bobo” and then asking “Daddy, are you itching? You have ‘squito bites?”

I also got the chance to go on my quick annual kayaking trip with my mom, where I surprised her by letting her know she will be coming to visit me in Hong Kong with her boyfriend Jeff. They both deserve the vacation.

Our campfire experiences were also very fun, especially Mafia and being threatened into an inch of my life by my Crystal in regards to making sure I stay with a certian someone. I truley do treasure that place, as much as it is a small rustic cabin/cottage, its my family’s rustic getaway and it’s both sad and happy knowing it’s a (only) a year until I’m back up kayaking in Lake Turner.





To Intern or Not to Intern?

13 07 2009

I found myself thinking last night (When I forget to take a melatonin, that thinking thing tends to happen a lot…and I mean a lot alot) about whether or not I should try and pursue an internship while abroad in Hong Kong. The program provider, Syracuse University, helps students try and find a suitable internship while abroad if they qualify. I qualify, but I’m not yet sure that I want to devote a month’s full time work to a payless internship.

The pros are obvious in certain terms, with resume experience being the most clear cut. There are supposedly “networking” possibilities, but that is all BS in my book anyway. I agree networking is helpful, but something tells me that the Citicorp or HSBC manager isn’t going to remember the white American guy who worked here for a month. Still the line on the resume that say:

Intern, JPMorgan Chase, Hong Kong, Nov-Dec 2009

seems pretty sweet to me. I also weirdly like the idea of being in such a vibrant city for a long-ish period with the very typical 9-5 schedule. Doing it in Hong Kong seems like the best place in the world, because every night after 5 could be a new adventure. Additionally, it really would be the way to experience the 9-5 for better or worse.

On the flip side is the easier option of “Independent Study,” which to me sounds like a fancy way to say “do nothing and or travel.” While this would normally strike me as the immediate best choice, I just don’t know why, but I’m not pulled toward this with as much gusto as I’d expect. I’ll see some of Thailand, and I plan on hitting up Cambodia and Vietnam during my stay regardless. Beyond that, I plan on doing research at GW in the spring, so maybe a year of research isn’t my thing.





If Real World: Cancun=FAIL, HGTV=Win

8 07 2009

I’m being super lame right now and sitting at my house watching HGTV. I would like to lie and say “there was nothing else on,” (Which is true) but I actually do check HGTV for what’s on late at night because it’s usually one of their two good shows: House Hunters or My First Place. Both are full of fairly real estate uneducated people shopping for a new house, but it’s awesome to see so many houses. I love HH International (I can abbreviate because I’ve watched it) where they look at Italian villas or Spanish castles. They rarely look at houses over $1,000,000, but when they do, it’s a million times better than…

Why has Real World sucked so much lately? I mean since my cousin got me started on that shit with I think the New Orleans season, I’ve watched way more than I should (Thanks Nikki). Whether we watched it as she “watched” us over past summers (I put watched in quotes because watch is a generous word, maybe “kept breathing in a room relatively near us” is a better description) or at nights in college while doing homework, since about San Diego, it’s been downhill. Thank God someone invented the challenges, cause those are always trashy gold, but Real World: Cancun? That’s total crap. RW should be about supposedly “different, unique strangers” getting drunk and fighting in public in historic places. If I wanted that in Cancun, I’d watch those Girls Gone Wild infomercials.

Hopefully, Real World: Washington, DC will be cool. Too bad I’ll be gone and miss watching drunken idiots walk through GW. I guess I’ll just have to go to Thurston next spring. (Also, Nikki, you rocked as a nanny!)





Makes Me Proud

6 07 2009

I’d like to say I found this article on my own,but I was instead tipped off by my good friend Vicki Eastman. It always makes me extremely happy to see Minnesota portreyed in a good light, even more so when it is in relation to often strange MN traditions. In this case, David Carr writes about Minnesota’s weird electoral history with a local’s flavor, but the New York Times’ audience. Articles on Minnesota’s politics are nothing new, all of us here have been mocked for Ventura or read the ubiqutious pieces on Wellstone or Humphrey, but it is nice to see someone writing about where it all comes from. Carr himself points out that MN has the highest voting percentage (One small facts that will eventually be many promoting MN on this blog) but also that:

In Minnesota, there is a kind of populist approach that is less progressive than a reflex, a notion that politics belongs to citizens, and politicians only rent their positions.The civic entitlement-engagement of Minnesotans has produced lions on the national political scene — Hubert H. Humphrey and Eugene J. McCarthy — but is fungible enough to produce singular leaders of another sort.

Carr also points out that we, in neighboring districts, elected an extremely liberal black muslim and a white woman claiming that God led her to her seat. In recent times, we’ve elected four Jews, a group that makes up less than 1% of our Scandinavian rooted state. All of this to say that I am proud to be from somewhere that judges people less on their outward characteristics (Jesse “the Body”?) and more on their ability to light a progressive fire, compell a large group of supporters, or inspire a new movement to join the civic duty that our state so rightfully cherishes.

Happy belated 4th everyone! You can access the article here: David Carr’s NYT Article.





A Brief Introduction

3 07 2009

After just writing my “About” page, I remembered one of those dumb Facebook notes that people fill out and then say “Pass it to your friends,” as if the only thing I wanted to do was annoy the people who are my “friends” whom I haven’t spoken to in years by asking them to fill out some list of anime character’s personalities. However, the one and only list that I did like was one that asked the person to list (without hiding anything) your Top 30 played iTunes songs. I thought this was a more fun and interesting way of telling people your music “interests.” Therefore, I’ve brilliantly adapted this list to my blog and shortened it to the first 20 songs with the next 5 songs being my most played in the last month. I’ve also added another small list as a secondary way to get to know me…what I call my “If I could retroactively change my genes and grant myself skills in 5 areas, what would they be” list.

All Time Top Songs

  1. Hangin’ Around- Counting Crows
  2. I Want You Back- Jackson 5
  3. Call n’ Return- Hellogoodbye
  4. Right Me Up- State Radio
  5. Let Go- Frou Frou
  6. In Your Eyes (Live)- Peter Gabriel
  7. Dark Blue- Jack’s Mannequin
  8. Hook- Blues Traveler
  9. Minnesota- The Push Stars
  10. Don’t Stop Believin’- Journey
  11. Ants Marching (Live)- Dave Matthews Band
  12. Viva la Vida- Coldplay
  13. The General- Dispatch
  14. Roll to Me- Del Amitri
  15. All For You- Sister Hazel
  16. Higher and Higher- Eric Bibb
  17. September- Earth, Wind, & Fire
  18. Lonesome Pine- Carbon Leaf
  19. Under Pressure- David Bowie & Queen
  20. Paloma- Carbin Leaf

Top 5 Current Songs

  1. Stay- Safetysuit
  2. Luck be a Lady- Frank Sinatra
  3. Run Away- The Real McCoy
  4. Jumper- Third Eye Blind
  5. Funny the Way It Is- Dave Matthews Band

Clearly Related to Songs List of Desired Genetic Traits

  1. Fluency in Chinese (That’d be useful soon)
  2. Tennis Acumen (Watching Wimbledon right now, Murray vs. Roddick)
  3. Better website/programming capabilities
  4. I’ll leave the next two blank for future use

Well, I hope this was a useful exercise in an attempt to allow everyone to get to know me a little bit better. I mostly used it as a way to learn this WordPress stuff.





My (Temporary) Schedule

2 07 2009

On a follow up to my post about classes, I did indeed register for classes with Syracuse University in Hong Kong.

First up is China: Past, Present & Future, a two week seminar course that is also worth 2 credits (Which is pretty fricken awesome!). We get to Hong Kong on August 17 and then leave August 20 for Xi’an, China for a quick 2 days-ish tour of the city that is home to the Terra Cotta Army. Then we split the last 10 days evenly between China’s capital of Beijing and the economic capital of Shanghai, both of which should be compelling.

The Xi'an Museum's Terra Cotta Army

The Xi'an Museum's Terra Cotta Army (Not My Picture)

As for the 9 weeks of actual class, I’ve enrolled in Mandarin Chinese I, which is sort of suckish because it meets four days a week for two hours a day. While I’m excited to start a new language after being a slave of French for so long, that’s a lot of Chinese. I also have Modern China every Thursday afternoon and Friday morning. I may not be attending every Friday class because more pressing matters like Angkor Wat or Vietnam may be calling. Wednesday and Thursday nights from 6-8pm I will unfortunately be in Intro to Money & Banking, which while interesting and thankfully transferable back to GW, sucks to be in class late.

Beijing's Forbidden City (Not My Picture)

Beijing's Forbidden City (Not My Picture)

I also signed up for a 4th class called Entrepreneurship and Emerging Enterprises that was sort of just a last minute addition. I’m not sure if I want to take 4 classes while abroad, I really had only anticipated 3, but this class sounded very interesting and we have nothing like it at GW. It won’t really transfer back from anything I don’t think, but nonetheless I’m going to see how it goes and if I don’t like it I can drop it after a month.

Shangai (Not My Picture)

Shangai (Not My Picture)

One of the great parts about this program that really made me chose Hong Kong was the opportunity of an internship or independent study (read: Travel). I have until October 16th apparently to decide which one I’ll be doing and I still don’t know what to do. I think the idea of an internship in Hong Kong with a venerable institution like HSBC or Citi would be awesome for experiences and resume. However, the independent study option is also intriguing because it would allow me to travel a lot, which is always good. I guess we’ll need a follow up to this follow up.





Morning Wood

2 07 2009

Note: Backdated from June 23 at 7:23 PM

I probably look like I am doing a 180 by posting so often in one day, but I just wanted to make sure that the I mentioned the awesome work done by one of my best friends younger brothers. Two years ago this past May, I had the opportunity to participate in my schools May Term. It is similar to some college’s J-Term but seniors at Edina have the chance to take basically all of May to do a project of their choice, related to academics of course. Some choose to work and document, or research, but my friend John Perkins had the audacious idea to build a canoe. Because I was gullible at the time, he convinced my friend Andrew Kanne and I to do and we spend 3 weeks building what became a beautiful canoe with the help of a Mr. John White. What we ended up with was awesome, though I can’t remember the exact name, but it was Hawaiian for “Morning Wood.” We we’re 18, what can I say. From left to right in the first picture is Andrew, myself, and John. For circularity’s sake, it was a nice twist of fate that Andrew’s brother built a canoe with three of his best friends for their May Term this past May. Andrew would have me note that it was mostly his dad who built the second canoe.

Someone made us use the sailor pose

Someone made us use the sailor pose

It was the worst day on Lake Calhoun for this.

It was the worst day on Lake Calhoun for this.





Another One Bites the Dust

2 07 2009

Note: Backdated from June 24 at 6:07

My God, will Sarah Palin seriously be the 2012 nominee? As long as she keeps it in her pants (or in her case, opens her legs…maybe) she might be the only nominee without a sordid marital status. What with Sanford’s newly found indiscretions and then Sen. Ensigns (R-NV) problems in marriage from a few weeks ago, it looks suspiciously like many of these former (or future) front-runners are trying to get it all out there with plenty of time. Coupled with John McCain’s strange marital stories from generations ago or even Newt’s infidelity, it seriously seems like all the supposedly pro-family values (whatever that is) Republicans must side with Palin. But let’s be honest, we knew that A) that was going to happen anyway and B) It’s not like those people ever really support people who follow their own values anyway. I’d say as long as my governor, Tim Pawlenty, keeps his vows he may have a unique ability to capture the “purity and abstinence” vote.

In other news, everyone should be able to comment on my posts now. Send me an email if you can’t at evan@evandoran.com. God, that sounds so conceited. Also, I’m in a generally good mood because the United States beat Spain in the Confederations Cup. While the CCup isn’t necessarily a good indication of World Cup performance (I mean Iraq is in the C-Cup), it is nice and it will be hilarious if North Korea (Who has actually qualified for the WC) is in the same group as the USA (Who has not yet) and we get to watch Kim Jong Il watch the game. I was also glad that Roger Federer won his Wimbledon match as I’m pulling for him to get to 15 majors.

I would also just like to address a concern that I received about this blog. Mostly it dealt with the impression that I have the same focus as a blogger that my 8 year old sister does with a television. That is fine for me right now, as I get used to this whole thing. Hopefully, one day I will transform this blog into a more specific site mixing my passions for investments and travel into one.





Rosetta Sucks

2 07 2009

Note: Backdated from June 23 at 1:11 PM

I really need to get a hang of this blogging routinely thing so I’ve put this blog in my little bookmark dashboard thing so I see it every day. My diatribe today is mostly concerning the language learning software Rosetta Stone. I (Well I should say my dad) shelled out over $500 bucks for the entire package of Mandarin Chinese. I’ve gotten through a unit and a half, which might not give me enough expertise to comment, but so far I’ve learned very little. I know I’m supposed to stick with it, but doing the same fricken exercises and with that damn bell noise every day, I think not. I know the phrases for “This is a girl” and “A bike and an apple,” but I’m so screwed if I have to read a menu at McDonalds. I think one fair point is that Rosetta Stone probably works well with languages that use western letters, whether its German or English, because you just have to learn the words. Chinese is a whole other ball game.